Sardar:i love u da ki matlab a?
Girl:Main tum se payar karti hon
Sardar:Aj kal di kuriyan te bari besharam ne 1 gall da matlab ki puchya free hi ho gayi..
Sardar:Bus stop jane ke kitne paise?
Auto driver:10 Rs.
Sardar:2 Rs. mein chalna hai?
Driver:2 mein kon le-k jaey ga?
Sardar:Tu pechay baith,main le k jata hon!
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
Girl:Main tum se payar karti hon
Sardar:Aj kal di kuriyan te bari besharam ne 1 gall da matlab ki puchya free hi ho gayi..
Sardar:Bus stop jane ke kitne paise?
Auto driver:10 Rs.
Sardar:2 Rs. mein chalna hai?
Driver:2 mein kon le-k jaey ga?
Sardar:Tu pechay baith,main le k jata hon!
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
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