Teacher ne ek student se pooncha
ye jo coat tumne pehna hua hai kis
cheeze ka bana hai.
Student told, Jee ye meri Abbu ke coat
se bana hai.
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Ustaad ji ne pooncha, aisee kaun si Kali hai,
jo kabhi nahin Khilti hai.
Lallu bola jee Chipkali (Lizard)
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Wife boli husband se aap meri baat ek
kaan se sunte ho aur doosre Kaan se
nikaal dete ho. Ye saraser galet hai.
Husband ne jawab diya, tum to dono
Kaano se sunti ho aur mouth se dnikaal
deti ho.
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Ek private Bus kaafi der se Khari thi driver
start nahin kerta tha.
Ek Janab bole kyon driver saab ye aapka
Khatara keb chalega. Driver turent bola,
Jee jeb bus main poora Kachra (koora kerket)
bher jaiga.
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Please khayal rahe ki Male Ha ha ha ha.....Karenge
Female Hi hi hi hi hi ......karengi. Ye baat maine
kai baar samajhai the per koi gaur he nahin kerta.
Haan. Hum apne gusse ke kaayel hai.
ye jo coat tumne pehna hua hai kis
cheeze ka bana hai.
Student told, Jee ye meri Abbu ke coat
se bana hai.
*******
Ustaad ji ne pooncha, aisee kaun si Kali hai,
jo kabhi nahin Khilti hai.
Lallu bola jee Chipkali (Lizard)
******
Wife boli husband se aap meri baat ek
kaan se sunte ho aur doosre Kaan se
nikaal dete ho. Ye saraser galet hai.
Husband ne jawab diya, tum to dono
Kaano se sunti ho aur mouth se dnikaal
deti ho.
*******
Ek private Bus kaafi der se Khari thi driver
start nahin kerta tha.
Ek Janab bole kyon driver saab ye aapka
Khatara keb chalega. Driver turent bola,
Jee jeb bus main poora Kachra (koora kerket)
bher jaiga.
*******
Please khayal rahe ki Male Ha ha ha ha.....Karenge
Female Hi hi hi hi hi ......karengi. Ye baat maine
kai baar samajhai the per koi gaur he nahin kerta.
Haan. Hum apne gusse ke kaayel hai.